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关于阴道的谎言有哪些？

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Top 10 Myths About Vaginas关于阴道的十大谎言
There are more than you think. (Myths, that is. Not vaginas.) 关于阴道的谎言比你想到的还要多
　　

1. “Having sex with a guy who has a big penis will stretch out my vagina.” 跟一个拥有巨大“小弟弟”的男人做爱，阴道会变大。
FALSE.
错误：
Have you ever seen a horse penis? They’re HUGE. Like, scary huge. That’s where the phrase “hung like a horse” comes from, in fact. Now think about all the other horses you’ve ever seen. Have you ever seen one and said, “Oh my God! LOOK AT THAT HORSE’S ENORMOUS STRETCHED-OUT VAGINA!”? No. You haven’t. Because vaginas are elastic.
你有没有想过马的阴茎？他们的阴茎十分大。不，而是可怕的大。这里有个习语叫，“马一样的阳具”。事实上，现在想想你看到所以其他马的“小弟弟”。你有没有看到以后说，“啊天啊！那马的巨大小弟弟会扩大阴道！”你从来都没有这样说过。因为阴道是有弹性的。

　　
2. “Vaginas make the best pockets.” 阴道制造最好的口袋
FALSE
错误：
Pockets make the best pockets. Vaginas are too upside-downy to make for good pockets. That’s why we don’t keep our car keys in our vaginas. Think, people. Also, yes, “upside-downy” is a word. Starting now.
衣袋才是最好的口袋。阴道是上下颠倒的以致不能做最好的口袋。那就是为什么我们不把车钥匙放在阴道的原因。

　　
3. “Some vaginas have teeth that will bite your penis off.” 阴道有牙齿会咬断你的小弟弟。
FALSE
错误：
Although technically? Body modification is getting more extreme every day. Huh. You know what? I’m moving this one to UNDETERMINED.
尽管技术上？现在每天的人体改造变得越来越极端。哈，我就把这点定义为未确定的事。

　　
4. Some girls have more than one vagina. 有些女孩有一个阴道以上。
TRUE
真的：
I saw it on The Tyra Show. Apparently you can have two vaginas and not even know it. Hell, you might have eight or nine in there. Probably not though. It’s a vagina. Not a labyrinth.
我在《Tyra Show》看到过。你很可能有两个阴道，但是你自己都不知道。你可能有八个或者九个阴道。这是不可能的。它是阴道，不是迷宫。

　　
5. You have to have a vagina to be a girl. 你必须有阴道才可能是个女的。
FALSE
错的：
There are lots of people who don’t have vaginas but still identify as a girl. Some close-minded people insist that only “a vagina makes a girl,” but using that same logic, someone with two vaginas makes two girls. And now we’re fighting intolerance with math.
有很多女人没有阴道但是也证明是个女的。有些思想封闭的人坚持只有有阴道才是一个女人，但是如果用同样的逻辑，有些人女孩有两个阴道，那么她就是两个女人。我们用数学来反驳这些观点。

　　
6. There is an evil leprechaun that lives in vaginas of unmarried women and he only leaves after the marriage ceremony is finished. 有一只邪恶的小妖精住在未婚女人的阴道里，他只有女人完成了结婚仪式才离开。
FALSE
错误：
Wow. Your mother really did a number on you, didn’t she?
哇。你的妈妈真的做出伤害你的感情的事，她不是吗？2

　　
7. Vagina starts with a “V” because it looks like a “V”. 阴道的英文拼写首字母是“V”，因为它看起来想“V”
FALSE
错的：
Have you ever seen a vagina? It doesn’t look like a “V” at all. It looks like a lower-case “w”. But only if you’re using a rounded font. The one I just used there is named “Hobo STD”. I’m not even making this up, y’all.
你有没有看过阴道？它看起来根本不像“V”。它看起来像小写字母的“w”。

　　
8. If you rinse your vagina with 7-Up you won’t get pregnant. 如果你用七喜洗阴道，你不会怀孕。
FALSE
错：
I don’t know who invented this myth, but I suspect it was probably the guy who owned 7-Up.
我不知道谁制造这个谎言，但是我猜想制造这个谎言的人喜欢喝七喜，并不想女孩浪费七喜。
　　

9. “Vagina” is the funniest word ever. “阴道”是最有趣的单词
FALSE
错：
“Reintarnation” (to come back to life as a hillbilly) is the funniest word ever. “Vagina” is a close second. “Upside-downy” is third.
“Reintarnation”（作为为乡巴佬恢复过来）是最有趣的单词。“阴道”是排第二的。“上下颠倒”排第三。

　　
10. Doctors once removed a seven-pound man from a woman’s vagina. 医生可以从一个女人的阴道接生出一个7磅的人。
TRUE
真：
Really? That’s called a “baby”, y’all. We’re done here.
真的吗？这个人叫“婴儿”。这样就把谎言说完了。