天刀ol丐帮吧:阿甘正传英文剧本 三

Forrest: Bubba was my best good friend, and even I know that ain’t somethin’ you can find just around the corner. Bubba, was going to be a shrimpin’ boat captain, but instead, he died right there by that river in Vietnam. That’s all I have to say about that.

Man: It was a bullet, wasn’t it?

Forrest: A bullet?

Man: That jumped up and bit you.

Forrest: Oh, yes sir. It bit me directly in the buttocks. They said it was a million-dollar wound but the army must keep that money because I still haven’t seen a nickel of that million dollars. The only good thing about being wounded in the buttocks is the ice cream. They gave me all the ice cream I could eat. And guess what? A good friend of mine was in the bed, right next door.

Gump: Lieutenant Dan. I got you some ice cream. Lieutenant Dan, Ice cream!

Nurse: It’s time for your bath lieutenant.

Mailman: Larson. Webster. Gump. Gump.

Gump: I’m Forrest Gump.

Mailman: Pile, Nickles. Johnson.

(Forrest received all the returned letters that he wrote to Jenny.)

Soldier: Gump, how can you watch that stupid shit? Good, catch, Gump. You know how to play this? C’mon, let me show you. Now the secret to this game is, never, ever take your eye off the ball.

Forrest: For some reason, ping pong came very natural to me. So I started playing it all the time. I played ping pong even when I didn’t have anyone to play ping pong with. The hospital people said, it make me look like a duck in water, whatever that means. Even Lieutenant Dan would come and watch me play. I played ping pong so much, I even played it in my sleep.

Dan: You listen to me. We all have a destiny. Nothing just happens, it’s all part of a plan. I should have died out there with my men. But now, I’m nothing but a goddamned cripple. A legless freak. Look. Look at me. Do you know what its like not to be able to use your legs?

Gump: Yes, sir. I do.

Dan: Did you hear what I said? You cheated me. I had a destiny. I was supposed to die in the field, with honor. That was my destiny and you cheated me out of it. Do you understand what I’m saying, Gump. This wasn’t supposed to happen. Not to me. I had a destiny. I was Lieutenant Dan Taylor.

Gump: You still Lieutenant Dan.

Dan: Look at me. What am I going to do now? What am I going to do now.

Officer: PVC? Gump.

Gump: Yes, sir!

Officer: As you were. Son, you’ve been awarded the medal of honor.

Gump: Guess what, Lieutenant Dan. They want to give me.... Ma’am, what did they do with Lieutenant Dan?

Nurse: They sent him home.

Forrest: Two weeks later, I left Vietnam.

Newsman: The ceremony was kicked off with a candid speach by the president, regarding the need for further escalation of the war in Vietnam. President Johnson awarded for medals of honor to men from each of the armed sevices.?

Johnson: America owes you a debt of gratitude, son. I understand you were wounded. Where were you hit?

Gump: In the buttocks, sir.

Johnson: That must be a sight. I’d kinda like to see that. ... Goddamn, son.

Forrest: After that, mama went to a hotel to lay down, so I went out for a walk to see our nation’s capital. It’s a good thing mama was restin’ ‘cause the streets were awfully crowded with people looking at all the statues and monuments and some of them people were loud and pushy. Everywhere I went, I had to stand in line.

President: Hey, you’re a good man for doing this. Do it!

Forrest: There was this man givin’ a little talk, now for some reason, he was wearing on American flag for a shirt. And he liked to say the F word a lot. F this and F that. And everytime he said the F word, people for some reason, well, they cheered.

Proester: Yeah! Yeah! Come one, man. Get up there. Tell us a little bit about the war man.

Gump: The war in Vietnam?

Proteser: The war in Viet-Fuckin’-nam! (The crowd cheers)

Forrest: There was only one thing I could say about the war in Vietnam.

Gump: Well, there’s only one thing I can say about the war in Vietnam. In vietnam...

Protester: Christ, what did he do with this?!

Man in crowd: We can’t hear you! We can’t hear anything! Speak up!

Gump: .... and that’s all. I have to say about that.

Protester: Right on, man. You said it all, what’s your name, man?

Gump: My name is Forrest. Forrest Gump.

Protester: Forrest Gump.

Jenny: Forrest! Forrest!

Gump: Jenny!

Forrest: It was the happiest moment of my life. Jenny and me was just like peas and carrots again. She showed me around and even introduced me to some of her new friends.

Black Panther: Shut that blind, man. And get your white ass away from that window. Don’t you know, we in a war here.

Jenny: He’s cool. He’s cool. He’s one of us.

Black Panther: Let me tell you about “us”. Our purpose here is to protect our black leaders from the racial onslaught of the pig who used to brutalize our black leaders, rape our women and destroy our black communities.

Westley: Who’s the baby-killer.

Jenny: This is my good friend I told you about. This is Forrest Gump. Forrest, this is Westley, Westley and I lived together in Berkeley. He’s the president of the Berkeley chapter of SDA.

Black Panther: Let me tell you something else. We are here to offer protect and help to all those who need our help because we, the Black Panthers, are against the war in Vietnam. Yes, we are against any war where black soldiers are sent to the front-line to die for a country that hates them. Yes we are against any war where black soldiers go to fight and come to be brutalized and killed in their own communities as they sleep in their beds at night. Yes, we are against....

Westley: I shouldn’t have brought you here. I should have know it was just going to be some bullshit hastle.

Gump: He should not be hitting you, Jenny.

Jenny: Come on, Forrest.

Gump: Sorry I had a fight in the middle of your Black Panther Party.

Jenny: He doesn’t mean it when he does things like this.

Gump: I would never hurt you, Jenny.

Jenny: I know you wouldn’t, Forrest.

Gump: I wanted to be your boyfriend.

Jenny: That uniform is a trip, Forrest. You look handsome in it! You do.

Gump: You know what?

Jenny: What?

Gump: I’m glad we are here together on our nation’s capital.

Jenny: Me too, Forrest.

Forrest: We walked around all night, Jenny and me, just talkin’. She told me about all the traveling she’d done. How she discovered ways to expand her mind and learn how to live in harmony, which must be out west somewhere ‘cause she made it all the way to California.

Boy: Hey, anybody wants to go to San Francisco?

Jenny: I’ll go.

Forrest: It was a very special night for the two of us. I didn’t want it to end.

Gump: I wish you wouldn’t go, Jenny.

Jenny: I have to, Forrest.

Westley: Jenny. Things got a little out of hand. It’s just this war and that lying son-of-a-bitch Johnson. I would never hurt you. You know that.

Gump: You know that I think. I think you should go home to Greenbow, Alabama.

Jenny: Forrest we have very different lives you know.

Gump: I want you to have this.

Jenny: Forrest, I can’t keep this.

Gump: I got it just by doing what you told me to do.

Jenny: Why are you so good to me?

Gump: You’re my girl.

Jenny: I’ll always be your girl.

Forrest: And just that that, she was gone. Out of my life again.

Neil Armstrong (Astronaut): That’s one small step for man, are giant leaps for mankind...

Forrest: I thought I was going back to Vietnam but instead they decided the best way for me to fight the communists was to play ping pong. So I was in the special services, traveling around the country, cheering up all those wounded veterans and showin’ how to play ping pong. I was so good that some years later, the army decide that I should be on the All-American Ping Pong Team. I was the first American to visit the land of China in like a million years or something like that. Somebody said would peace is in our hands. But all I did was play ping pong. When I got home, I was a national celebrity. Famous even than Captain kangaroo.

TV Host: Here he is, Forrest Gump, right here. Forrest Gump, John Lennon?

John: Welcome home.

TV Host: Can you tell us, what was China like?

Forrest: In the land of China. People hardly got nothin’at all.

John: No possessions?

Forrest: And in China, they never go to church.

John: No religion, too.

TV Host: Wow. It’s hard to imagine.

John: Well, it’s easy if you try, Dick.

Forrest: Some years later, that nice young man from England was on his way home to see his little boy, and was signing some autographs, for no particular reason at all, somebody shot him.

Dan: They gave you, the congressional medal of honor.

Gump: Now that’s Lieutenant Dan. Lieutenant Dan!

Dan: They gave you the congressional medal of honor.

Gump: Yes, sir. They surely did.

Dan: They gave you, an imbicle, a moron who goes on television and makes a fool out of himself, in front of the whole damn country, the congressional medal of honor.

Gump: Yes, sir.

Dan: Well, that’s just perfect. Well I’ve one thing to say to that Goddamn bless America. Whoa!

Forrest: Lieutenant Dan said he was living in a hotel and he said because he didn’t have no legs, he spent most of his time exercising his arms.

Dan: Take a right. Take a right.

Gump: What do you do here in New York, Lieutenant Dan?

Dan: I’m living off the government... Hey, Hey! I’m walking here!

Forrest: I stayed with Lieutenant Dan and celebrated the holidays.

Dan: Have you found Jesus yet, Gump?

Gump: I didn’t know I was supposed to be looking for him, sir.

Dan: Ha! That’s all these cripples down at the VA? . That’s all they ever talk about, Jesus this and Jesus that. Have I found Jesus? They even had a priest come and talk to me. He said “God is listening, but I have to help myself. Now if I accept Jesus into my heart, I’ll get to walk beside him in the kingdom of heaven.” Did you hear what I said? “Walk” beside him in the Kingdom of heaven. Well, kiss my crippled ass. God is listening? What a crock of shit.

Gump: I’m going to heaven, Lieutenant Dan.

Dan: Huh? Well before you go, why don’t you get your ass down to the corner and get us another bottle of ripple. (later) What the hell is in Bialabatry.

Gump: Shrimpin’ boats.

Dan: Shrimpin’ boats? Who gives a shit about shrimpin’boats?

Gump: I’m gunna buy me one of them shrimpin’ boats as soon as I have some money. I made me a promise to Bubba in Vietnam, that as soon as the was over we’d go in partners. He’d be the captain of the ship. I’d be his first mate. But now that he’s dead, that means I gotta be the captain.

Dan: A shrimpin’ boat captain?

Gump: Yes, sir. A promise is a promise, Lieutenant Dan.

Dan: Ha-Ha! Now hear this. Private Gump here is going to be a shrimp boat captain! I’ll tell you what, Gilligan, the day that you are a shrimp boat captain, I will come and be your first mate. If you’re ever a shrimp boat captain, that’s the day I’m an astronaut.

Carla: Danny, what are you waving about?

Lenora: Who’s your friend?

Gump: My name’s Forrest. Forrest Gump.

Dan: This is cunning Carla and Long-Limbs Lenora.

Lenora: Where you been Baby cakes? Huh? I haven’t seen you around lately. You know you should have been here for Christmas because Tommy bought a round on the house and gave everybody a turkey sandwich.

Dan: Well, well. I had company.

Lenora: Hey, hey! We was just there. That’s Times Square.

Carla: Don’t you just love New Years? You can start all over. Everybody gets a second chance.

Forrest: It’s funny but in the middle of all that fun, I began to think about Jenny, wondering how she was spending her New Years in California.

(in Dan’s hotel)

Carla: What are you stupid or somehtin’? What’s your problem? What’s his problem? Did you lose your pecker in the war or something?

Lenora: What is your friend stupid or something?

Dan: What did you say?

Lenora: I said “Is your friend stupid or something?”

Dan: Don’t call him stupid.

Carla: Don’t push her.

Dan: You shut up. Don’t you even call him stupid. Get the hell out of here.

Lenora: You should be in a side show! You retard!

Carla: You loser. You freak.

Gump: I’m sorry I ruined your New Year Eve party Lieutenant Dan. She tastes like cigarettes.

Forrest: I guess Lieutenant Dan figured there were somethings you just can’t change. He didn’t want to be called crippled just like I didn’t want to be called stupid.

Dan: Happy New Year, Gump.