张默脱了邓婕的内裤:《诺丁山》经典对白3

威廉是一个旅游书店的老板，他的生意并不好，和妻子的关系也很糟糕。离婚后几乎没有了爱情生活。

这天，在他经营的旅游书店里，他邂逅了著名影星安娜。从此，他的生活发生了微妙的变化。

WILLIAM:Can I help you?

ANNA:No, thanks. I'll just look around.

WILLIAM:Fine.

WILLIAM:That book's really not good -- just in case, you know, browsing turned to buying. You'd be wasting your money. This one though is... very good. I think the man who wrote it has actually been to Turkey, which helps.There's also a very amusing incident with a kebab.

ANNA:Thanks. I'll think about it.

WILLIAM:If you could just give me a second.

WILLIAM:Excuse me.

THIEF:Yes.

WILLIAM:Bad news.

THIEF:What?

WILLIAM:We've got a security camera in this bit of the shop.

THIEF:So?

WILLIAM:So, I saw you put that book down your trousers.

THIEF:What book?

WILLIAM:The one down your trousers.

THIEF:I haven't got a book down my trousers.

WILLIAM:Right -- well, then we have something of an impasse. I tell you what --I'll call the police -- and, what can I say? -- If I'm wrong about the whole book-down-the-trousers scenario, I really apologize.

THIEF:Okay -- what if I did have a book down my trousers?

WILLIAM:Well, ideally, when I went back to the desk, you'd remove the Cadogan guide to Bali from your trousers, and either wipe it and put it back, or buy it. See you in a sec.

WILLIAM:Sorry about that...

ANNA:No, that's fine. I was going to steal one myself but now I've changed my mind. Signed by the author, I see.

WILLIAM:Yes, we couldn't stop him. If you can find an unsigned copy, it's worth an absolute fortune.

THIEF:Excuse me.

ANNA:Yes.

THIEF:Can I have your autograph?

ANNA:What's your name?

THIEF:Rufus.

THIEF:What does it say?

ANNA:Well, that's the signature -- and above, it says 'Dear Rufus -- you belong in jail.'

THIEF:Nice one. Would you like my phone number?

ANNA:Tempting but... no, thank you.

ANNA:I think I will try this one.

WILLIAM:Oh -- right -- on second thoughts maybe it wasn't that bad. Actually-- it's a sort of masterpiece really.None of those childish kebab stories you get in so many travel books these days. And I'll throw in one of these for free.Very useful for lighting fires,wrapping fish, that sort of things.

ANNA:Thanks.

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