笑傲江湖百毒怎么刷的:阿甘正传英文剧本 二

Forrest: College ran by real fast ‘cause I played so much football. They even put me on a thing called the All-American Team, where you get to meet the president of the United States.

News man: President Kennedy met with the collegiate All-American Football Team at the oval office today.

Forrest: Now the really good thing about meeting the president of the United States is the food. They put you in this little room with just about anything you’d want to eat or drink and since, number one, I wasn’t hungry but thirsty, and number two, they was free, I must have drank me about fifteen Doctor Peppers? (at the White House)

Kennedy: Congratulations. How does it feel to be on All-American?

Athlete1: It’s an honor, sir.

Kennedy: Congratulations. How does it feel to be on All-American?

Athlete2: Very good, sir.

Kennedy: Congratulations. How do you feel?

Forrest: I gotta pee?.

Kennedy: I believe he said he had to go pee.

Forrest: Some time later, for no particular reason, someone shot that nice young president when he was riding in his car. And a few years after that, somebody shot his little brother, too. Only he was in the hotel kitchen. It must be hard being brothers. I wouldn’t know.

Master of Ceremony: Forrest Gump.

Forrest: Now can you believe it? After only five years of playing football, I got a college degree.

MC: Congratulations, son.

Forrest: Mama was so proud.

Mrs.Gump: Forrest I’m so proud of you. Here I’ll hold this for you.

Recruiting officer: Congratulations, son. Have you given any thought to your future?

Forrest: Thought?

(later, on the bus on the way to basic training)

Forrest: Hello. I’m Forrest. Forrest Gump.

Bus Driver: Nobody gives a horse shit who you are, puss ball. You’re not even low-life-scum-sucking maggot. Get your ass on the bus, you’re in the army now.

Soldier1: This seat’s taken.

Soldier2: Taken.

Forrest: At first, it seemed like I’d made a mistake. Seeing how it was only my induction day and I was already gettin’ yelled at.

Bubba: Sit down if you want to.

Forrest: I didn’t know whom I might meet or what they might ask.

Bubba: Have you ever been on a real shrimp boat?

Forrest: No, but I been on a real big boat.

Bubba: I’m talking about a shrimp catching boat, I’ve been working on shrimp boats all my life. I started out on my uncle’s boat. That’s my mama’s brother, when I was about maybe nine. I was just lookin’ into buying a boat of my own and got drafted?.  My given name is Benjamin Beauford Blue. People call me Bubba, just like one of them old red neck boys. Can you believe that?

Forrest: My name’s Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

Forrest: So Bubba was from Bialabatry, Alabama and his mama cooked shrimp, and her mama before her cooked shrimp, and her mama before her mama cooked shrimp too. Bubba’s family knew everything there was to know about the shrumpin’ business.

Bubba: I know everything there is to know about the shrimpin’ business. (As a) matter of fact I’m going into the shrimpin’ business for myself, after I get out of the army.

Forrest: OK.

(In training)

Drill Seargent: Gump! What’s your sole purpose in this army?

Forrest: To do what ever you tell me, Drill Seargent?

Drill Seargent: God dammit, Gump. You’re a God damn genius. That is the most outstanding answer I’ve ever heard. You must have a God damn IQ of 160. You are God damn gifted, Private Gump. Listen up,  people...

Forrest: Now for some reason, I fit in the army like one of them round pegs. It’s not really hard. You just make your bed real neat and remember to stand up strait. And always, answer every question with “Yes, Drill Seargent.”

Drill Seargent: Is that clear?

All soldiers: Yes, Drill Seargent!

Bubba: What you do is drag your nets along the bottom. On a good day, you can catch over a hundred pounds of shrimp. Everything goes all right, two men shrimpin’ ten hour...

Forrest: Done, Drill Seargent.

Drill Seargent: Gump! How did you put that weapon together so quickly, Gump?

Forrest: You told me to, Drill Seargent.

Drill Seargent: Jesus H. Christ! This is a new company record. If it wouldn’t be a waste of such a damn fine enlisted man, I would recommend you for OCS? , Private Gump. You are going to be a General, someday, Gump. Now, disassemble your weapon and continue.

Bubba: Anyway, like I was saying, shrimp is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boit it, broil it, bake it, sautee it, shrimp ka-bobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo, pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried, there’s pine apple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burbon, shrimp sandwich... that’s about it.

Forrest: Night time in the army is a lonely time. We’d lay there in our bunks, and I’d miss my mama and I’d miss Jenny.

Soldier: Hey, Gump. Get a load of the tits on her.

Forrest: It turns out, Jenny had gotten into some trouble over some photos of her and her college sweater, and she was thrown out of school. But that wasn’t a bad thing, because a man who own a theater in Memphis, Tennesee saw those photos and offered Jenny a job singing in a show. The first chance I got, I took the bus up to Memphis to see her perform in that show.

Announcer: Give her a big hand, guys. Good job,  Amber. And now for your listening and viewing pleasure, direct from Hollywood, California, our very own beatnik beauty, let’s give a big round of applause to the luscious Bobby Dylan.

Jenny: (Singing a famous Bob Dylan song)

Forrest: Her dream had come true. She was a folk singer.

Jenny: Hey, you stupid jerk. I’m singing a song here. Harry,  get out here. Shut up! Forrest. What are you doing here? What are you doing? Let me down!... (outside) You can’t keep doing this, Forrest. You can’t keep trying to rescue me all the time.

Forrest: They was trying to grab you.

Jenny: A lot of people try to grab me. You can’t keep doing this all the time.

Forrest: I can’t help it. I love you.

Jenny: Forrest, you don’t know what love is. Remember that time we prayed, Forrest? We prayed for God to turn me into a bird so I could fly far far away.

Forrest: Yes, I do.

Jenny: You think I could fly off this bridge?

Forrest: What do you mean, Jenny?

Jenny: I gotta get out of here.

Forrest: Wait, Jenny.

Jenny: Forrest, you just stay away from me. You stay away from me, please. (to driver) Can I have a ride?

Driver: Where you going?

Jenny: I don’t care.

Driver: Get in the truck.

Forrest: Bye bye, Jenny. They’re sending me to Vietnam. It’s this whole other country.

Jenny: (to driver) Just hang on a minute. (to Forrest) Listen, You promise me something, OK? If you ‘re ever in trouble, don’t try to be brave. You just run, OK? Just run away.

Forrest: OK. Jenny. I’ll write you all the time.

Forrest: And just like that, she was gone.

Mrs.Gump: You come back safe to me. Do you hear?

(In Vietnam)

Forrest: Now they told us that Vietnam was going to be very different from the Untied States of America. Except for all the beer cans and the barbecue, it was.

Bubba: I bet there’s shrimp all in these waters. They say here in Vietnam, there’s good shrimp. After we win this war, and we take over something, we can get American shrimpers to come out and shrimp these waters. Just shrimp all the time, man. So much shrimp...

Dan: You must be my FNG’s? .

Gump and Bubba: Morning, Sir! (Saluting Dan)

Dan: Get your hands down. Do not salute me. There are goddam snipers? all around this area who would love to grease an officer. I’m Lieutenant Dan Tayler. Welcome to 4th Platoon.? What’s wrong with your lip?

Bubba: I was born with big gums, sir.

Dan: Yeah, well you better tuck that in. You’re going to get that caught on a tripwire. Where are you boys from in the world?

Gump and Bubba: Alabama, sir!

Dan: You twins?

Gump: No, we are not relations, sir.

Dan: Look, it’s pretty basic here. Stick with me, and you learn from the guys who have been in country for a while, you’ll be allright. There is one item of GI? gear that can be the difference between a live grunt and dead grunt, socks. Cushion sole, OD green. Try and keep your feet dry. When we’re out humpin’ I want you boys to remember to change your socks when ever we stop. The Mekong will eat a grunt’s feet right off his legs.

Supply officer: Seargent Sams.

Dan: Goddammit, where is that swing rope I told you to order?

Supply officer: I put in the requisition at batallion?

Dan: Yeah, yeah well you call those sons-of-bitches.

Gump: Lieutenant Dan sure knew his stuff. I felt real lucky he was my lieutenant. He was from a long, great, military tradition. Somebody in his family had fought, and died, in every single American war.

Dan: Goddamit, kick some ass!

Gump: I guess you could say he had a lot to live up to.  

Dan: So, you boys from Arkansas, huh? Well, I’ve been through there. Little Rock is a fine town. Now, go shake down your gear. See a platoon Seargent, draw what you need for the field. If you boys are hungry, we’ve got steaks burning right over here. Two standing orders in this platoon, one: take good care of your feet, two: try not to do anything stupid like getting yourself killed.

Gump: I sure hope I don’t let him down.

Forrest: I got to see a lot of the countryside. We would take these real long walks and we were always looking for this guy named Charlie. It wasn’t always fun. Lieutenant Dan was always getting these funny feelings about a rock or a trail or the road. So he’d tell us to “Get down!” “Shut up!” So we did. Now I don’t know much about anything, but I think some of America’s best young men served in this war. There was Dallas, form Phoenix. Cleveland, he was from Detroit. And Tex... well, I don’t remember where Tex comes from.

Dan: Ah, it was nothin’. 4th Platoon on your feet. We’ve got 10 Clicks? to go ‘til that river. Move out.

Forrest: The good thing about Vietnam is there was always some place to go.

Dan: Fire in the hole!? Now, check out that hole.

Forrest: And there was always something to do. One day, it started raining. And it didn’t quit for four months. We been through every kind of rain there is. A little bit of stinging rain. And big old fat rain. Rain that flew in sideways. And sometimes rain seemed to come up from underneath. Shoot, it even rained at night.

Bubba: Hey, Forrest?

Gump: Hey, Bubba.

Bubba: I’m going to lean against you, you just lean right back against me. This way, we don’t have to sleep with our heads on the mud. You know why we’re a good partnership, Forrest? ‘Cause we be watchin’ out for one another. Like brothers and stuff. Hey, Forrest. There’s somethin’ I’ve been thinkin’ ‘bout. I’ve got a very important question to ask you. How would you like to go into the shrimpin’ business with me?

Gump: OK.

Bubba: Man, I’ll tell you what. I’ve got it all figured out too. So many pound of shrimp to pay-off the boat. So many pound for gas. We can just live right on the boat. We ain’t got to pay no rent. I’ll be the captain and we can just work it together. Split everything right down the middle. Man, I’m telling you, 50-50. Now hey, Forrest, all the shrimp you can eat.

Gump: That’s a fine idea.

Forrest: Bubba did have a fine idea. I even wrote Jenny and told her all about it. I sent her letters, not everyday, but almost. I told what I was doing, and asked her what she was doing. And told her how I thought about her always, and how I was looking forward to getting a letter from her, just as soon as she had the time. I’d always let her know that I was OK. Then I signed each letter “Love, Forrest Gump” .. One day, we was out walking, like always and then, just like that, somebody turned off the rain and the sun come out.